ZORBA COACH TOURS
Welcome to Zorba bus tours where we reserve the right to turn up an hour late with no apology. In the unlikely event of the bus actually turning up on time the driver will not wait and if you are not there you will be left behind. Please be advised that the cost of your tour only allows for your conveyance in our aging bus, everything else, including the air that your breathe, is extra. Throughout the tour our guide will regale you with many stories concerning our rich culture and history, unfortunately owing to the alarming noises made by the vehicles transmission system and defective air conditioning you won't be able to hear a word. During the course of your tour the bus will be travelling along narrow roads alongside some precipitously steep cliffs, please do not be alarmed by the countless remains of what once were pristine vehicles smashed to smithereens on the rocks below. The accident rate is very low with only 15 recorded deaths on our tiny island per week. Also pl...
